I CANNOT FUCKING FALL ASLEEP

I can't fall asleep. Second night in a row. I dislike this. I've been tossing and turning for ages now and this is starting to piss me off. So I reached for my trusty powerbook and decided to inflict this post upon you.

Keeping with my mood, which is pretty bad I shall...

I'm tired. I can hardly keep my eyes focused, but I am not fucking able to to fall asleep. I'll end up sleeping until noon and that will screw my schedule for the entire day.

I plan to get away this weekend. Let's see if that happens.

Clean breaks are hard to come by. Just when you think a clean break has been...achieved, your mind decides to fuck you up. To those who know what I'm talking about, go for the surgical amputation.

On a far more cheerful note, the weather here has gotten much better. And that means just one thing. Every attractive woman in State College is wearing as few clothes as she possibly can. This is a most desirable state of affairs.

On a far less cheerful note, I'm still sick. The cold and the flu have decided to make a comeback. Rajneesh's sickness, the sequel starring Influenza as Flu Jacobson, a cop with a mysterious past and the Common Cold as H A Chu, the comical yet deadly bounty hunter from the far East. The name of the movie is, of course, One Flu over the Haachooo's nest.

Gah.

The worst part about being sick and alone is being alone. Nobody to pamper you or take care of you. It's one of the worst parts of being an adult.

It's begun to dawn on me, with growing horror, that I am an adult. I have no idea how this happened. I turned around and the world aged on me. And took me along for the ride. I said some time ago that I felt old. I do. But I do not feel in the least bit mature. I am the last person in the world I would trust to do the sensible, grown-up thing.

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(Suitable Conclusion)

(Lame Joke)

(Obligatory Reference to cat)

Goodnight folks.